If Popular Brands Had Brutally Honest Slogans...


McDonald's | McCafe coffee, hash brown and an egg McMuffin

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There's a Reddit thread going viral that asked people to come up with brutally honest slogans.

Here are a few good ones we've seen . . .

1. Benadryl: You Can't Have Allergies if You're Unconscious

2. Taco Bell: Same Food, Different Shapes

3. Facebook: Where YOU Are the Product

4. McDonald's: Preserving Our Food for Generations to Come

5. H&R Block: Pay Us to Do TurboTax for You

6. Instagram: You'll Never Look This Good

7. RC Cola: We're Just Happy to Be Mentioned

8. YouTube: An Ad Will End in Five Seconds, After Which Another Ad Will Play

9. La Quinta Hotels: Spanish for "Next to Denny's"

10. Tupperware: Have You Ever Wanted to Throw Away Food, But Just Not Now?

11. Red Bull: I Hope You Like Heart Palpitations

12. Zoom: Where Pants Are Optional

13. TikTok: Because Watching Your Daughter's Friends from the Window Is Weird

14. Waffle House: It's 2:00 A.M., and You're Drunk

15. Comcast: We Don't Give a Crap, Because We Don't Have To


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